lqtm

lqtm
1. (LQTM) (3427↑, 962↓)
"Laughing quietly to myself." A more accurate representation of the human response to funny things seen on the [interweb]. When people type [lol], rarely are they laughing aloud for the whole world to hear, but merely smiling and laughing quietly to themselves.

Boner jokes cause me to LQTM.

Author: David Hamlin http://lqtm.urbanup.com/1849812
2. (LQTM) (344↑, 6↓)
(lqtm) Laughing Quietly To Myself: A kinder Gentler, more accurate "LOL". First credits for the use of this acronym date back to George W. Braun in 1999.

"I read Melissa B's humorous Facebook post and it had me LQTM"

3. (LQTM) (417↑, 229↓)
'Laughing quietly to myself'. An honest alternative to [lol]. Popularized by US comedian Demetri Martin.

White Boy A says: he was all up in my [grill]\!\! White Boy B says: [lqtm]

4. (LQTM) (250↑, 220↓)
A term coined by Demetri Martin a stand up comedian. Its his form of LOL since he never has laughed out loud at his computer, he just LQTM or laughs quietly to myself.

That is pretty funny loll. LQTM

5. (lqtm) (27↑, 1↓)
Contrary to the popular phrase LOL, this phrase stands for "Laugh Quietly to Myself".

Yeah it was pretty funny lqtm.

6. (LQTM) (26↑, 0↓)
Laughing quietly to myself.

Tina: LOL, you're so funny. Rachel: LQTM, I know, I know. Tina: WTF is LQTM? Rachel: Laughing quietly to myself. I tend to be more truthful than others. Tina: ...

7. (LQTM) (25↑, 0↓)
"Laughing quietly to myself" A variation of [LOL], used to seem witty and realistic.

Bob: Did you see that Youtube video I sent you earlier? Walter: Yeah, lqtm.

8. (lqtm) (25↑, 0↓)
An abbreviation for the phrase "laughing quietly to myself" for those who dont want to be lying when they say lol or lmao ect. when they really aren't

When I saw that mildly funny video on youtube I ws lqtm

Author: jplaysguitar http://lqtm.urbanup.com/4479995
9. (LQTM) (23↑, 0↓)
Laughing Quietly To Myself. An internet acronym to express laughter forr those that might not laugh out loud.

Mick: What is his problem? Paul: What do you expect? He is fifty years old, lives in his parents basement, and probably spends his weekend blowing his cat. So, he's a little angry, wouldn't you be? Mick: lqtm

Author: Lou Ripken \#12 http://lqtm.urbanup.com/4277403
10. (lqtm) (18↑, 6↓)
Laughing Quietly To Myself, because no one really laughs out loud.

Sadie:i went to the beach over spring break :) Alison:which one? Neskowin? Sadie:ya\!\! how'd you know? Alison:because you always wear that neskowin sweatshirt... Sadie:O\! [haha], wow... Alison:[lqtm]

Author: ms.laughsalot http://lqtm.urbanup.com/3853543
11. (LQTM) (2↑, 0↓)
Stands for laugh quietly To Myself. because when someone says something kinda funny that's what u do not LOL or ROFL or LMAO

She told a racist jokes about italians, im italian. but it was kinda funny sp i LQTM'ed

Author: SlappinEwoksLikeDemHoes http://lqtm.urbanup.com/5304388
12. (Lqtm) (2↑, 0↓)
Laughing quietly to myself. verb.

When you laugh really hard at something funny, but quietly to yourself. Oh (insert your name here) you make me lqtm\!

Author: Hulietta Dillon http://lqtm.urbanup.com/5255060
13. (LQTM) (7↑, 5↓)
Laughing Quietly To Myself. Usually used in a text.

After farting in church the congregation looked around as i was LQTM .

14. (lqtm) (2↑, 0↓)
Laughing quietly to myself

Oh my gosh \! Lqtm .

Author: Yuppppppppppppppppps http://lqtm.urbanup.com/5060870
15. (lqtm) (2↑, 0↓)
laugh quietly to myself. a way to say what you are really doing because you are never really laughing out loud.

person 1 : i just got dumped person 2 : lqtm person 1 : not funny\! person : yeah it is.

Author: cory the builderz http://lqtm.urbanup.com/4980573
16. (lqtm) (3↑, 1↓)
internet slang "laugh quietly to myself", used as a more literal for of "lol"

Jim: hey look at this man, he has cheese on his face and a ferret is kicking him on the left chin youtube / adamwrig Adam: lqtm, that's quite funny Jim: yeah i know, that's [your mum] Adam: [STFU]\!

17. (lqtm) (3↑, 1↓)
Laughing quitely to myself. Good use in AIM session.

" ha ha, lqtm, that was pretty funny"

18. (LQTM) (1↑, 0↓)
Laughing Quietly TO Myself

In side a office texting and you can't rofl or lol or lmfao u can just LQTM.

19. (lqtm) (1↑, 0↓)
Laughing quietly to myself. When you are in the room and chat with somebody and you can't lol (laugh out loud) you can lqtm (laugh quietly to myself)...

This is funny. I lqtm.

20. (lqtm) (2↑, 1↓)
lqtm = laugh, or laughing quietly to myself. This is used in place of "lol" when your not actually laughing out loud.

(All on the [internet]) Guy 1: Hey dude, why did the [chicken] cross the road? Guy 2: I dunno, why? Guy 1: To get to the other side\! Guy 2: [lqtm].

21. (lqtm) (9↑, 8↓)
internet term meaning laugh quietly to myself

person 1: i like boys person 2: lqtm thats hilarious

Author: Corey Thompson 941\!\! http://lqtm.urbanup.com/3280602
22. (LQTM) (0↑, 0↓)
[Laugh Quitely To Myself ]

When Someone texts u [lol] there really[ not laughing out loud] there LQTMing.

23. (Lqtm) (0↑, 0↓)
Means "laugh quietly to myself" and is used in place of LOL or quietly chuckles for people who want to be more honest or humble instead of saying LOL when somebody says or texts you something even mildly humorous.

Obnoxious: Yo dawg what up holmes Quiet kid:... not much Obnoxious kid:yeah okay cool i guess wanna go do some crack? I just stole my parents retirement money Quiet kid:um... what? Obnoxious kid: You know, crack, coke, blow, nose candy\! Or maybe we could get some smack or meth. Quiet kid: Lqtm, um no id rather disembowel myself with a wooden spoon. Obnoxious kid: Um watevah man ima go be cool just like my dad\! Queit kid: Yeah okay do us all a favor and overdose you fuck

Author: PandasterMaster http://lqtm.urbanup.com/6257170
24. (LQTM) (2↑, 2↓)
Laugh Quietly to Myself Basically what you say when something isn't really funny but you don't want the person your talking to to feel like shit

PErson 1: hey you wanna hear a joke? Person 2: no? Person 1: alright here it is Person 2: i said no... Person 1: Ok so why did the chicken cross the road.. Person 2: because your a dipshit? Person \!: NO\! because he wanted to get to the other side PErson 2: LQTM... leave me the fuck alone you dumbass

25. (lqtm) (9↑, 9↓)
An abbreviation to state on an IM, Text, Email, or any other form of non-personal communication, that you are laughing quietly to yourself.

"Wanna hear a joke bob?" "Whats that john?" "Women's Rights" "i am lqtm"

26. (LQTM) (0↑, 1↓)
Instead of lol (Laugh out loud) it is LQTM (Laugh quietly to myself.) It is much more realistic than lol.

Person A: Wow that was so funny Person B: Yeah\! LQTM\!\!

Author: Applepicker1 http://lqtm.urbanup.com/6039351
27. (LQTM) (2↑, 3↓)
Laughing quietly to myself. Sort of like [LOL], only more secretly, more I've-got-an-evil-plan-in-mind-here sort of thing.

==In some random chatroom== Mitchell: Wanna go egg the principal's house tomorrow? Kelly: Lqtm... **rubs palms together and maniacally laughs**

Author: Persephone\lqtm http://lqtm.urbanup.com/4307115
28. (LQTM) (1↑, 2↓)
Laugh Quietly To Myself used when you dont want to lol but you dont want to be rude and not laugh at all

["what did one trashcan say to the other?"] ["i dont know what?"] ["nothing cause trashcans cant talk\!"] ["LQTM."]

29. (lqtm) (3↑, 4↓)
It means "Laugh Quietly To Myself." Better than lol because you don't actually Laugh OUT LOUD when you said it. You really laugh quietly to yourself.

KNOCK KNOCK WHO'S THERE? SARAH SARAH WHO? SARAH REASON YOUR NOT LAUGHING? HAHA LQTM\!

30. (lqtm) (9↑, 10↓)
laughing quietly to myself

i was like idk w/e lqtm\!

31. (lqtm) (56↑, 57↓)
lqtm: Laugh Quietly To Myself; Instant Messenging lingo substituted for "lol." A more truthful "lol." No one actually laughs out loud when they say lol. It's a filler. Use "lqtm" to be more truthful to your responsee.

AIMname1: "My middle name is Francis." AIMname2: "lqtm."

32. (lqtm) (77↑, 78↓)
an alternate version of typing that you are laughing, such as[lol] or [rofl]. Stands for 'laugh quietly to myself'

Guy1: *tells a joke* Guy2: lqtm Guy1: wtf does that mean?

33. (LQTM) (1↑, 3↓)
verb; Laugh Quietly To Myself varient of LOL used in chat rooms. because when you read something thats funny, you dont actually laugh hard out loud, you laugh quietly to yourself

bob; "i love cock" pete; "LQTM"

Author: mr. kaneiscool http://lqtm.urbanup.com/3704750
34. (LQTM) (0↑, 3↓)
a more realistic portrayal for the internet emotion of "lol", however, having the keys required to type the expression being considerably further away from each other makes "lqtm" much more inconvenient to use in any scenario other than defining it on urban dictionary.

Person1: *joke* Person2: lol *people don't use lqtm*

Author: theLOLflashlight http://lqtm.urbanup.com/5577419
35. (LQTM) (3↑, 6↓)
Laugh Quetly To Myself

instead of LOL use LQTM "ur teacher is gay LQTM\!"

Author: iam2cute4u216 http://lqtm.urbanup.com/3310172
36. (lqtm) (19↑, 24↓)
Means "laugh quietly to myself" originally used by [Demetri Martin] in a stand up comedy, used to replace "[lol]" to really describe what your doing when you say "[lol]".

Andy: "dude i got this huge History test tomorrow and im gonna totally fail" Ralph:"lqtm" Andy:"whats funny?" Ralph"dude the test is next week [:P]"

37. (lqtm) (1↑, 6↓)
Or Laughing Quietly To Myself. When you're talking to someone on messenger or myspace or facebook or whatever.They may say something but you actually dont laugh but you know its kind of funny you just write lqtm

Joe: Hey Fred did you hear linda has STD's? Fred: No I didnt\! lqtm \!\!

Author: Thatoneguysean http://lqtm.urbanup.com/3253100
38. (lqtm) (41↑, 47↓)
Not well known but it stands for "Lesbians quietly tickling monkeys"

Lqtm is enjoyed by many lesbians

39. (LQTM) (1↑, 8↓)
Laughing quietly to myself.

When Hinamuffins started 'LTMQ' I miss typed it as 'LQTM' and LQTM.

40. (LQTM) (19↑, 27↓)
"laughing quietly to myself" because not everyone "laughs out loud" when they see that stuff online... the probably laugh silently to themselves so their neighbors don't think they're crazy.

sn1: it got so heavy that my shorts fell off sn2: LQTM\!

Author: palindromium http://lqtm.urbanup.com/3191432
41. (LQTM) (18↑, 29↓)
v. laughing quietly to myself. if the statement wasn't that funny, instead of saying lol, you say lqtm

Dude 1: Bro, i totally screwed danny's mom last night. Dude 2: lqtm..

Author: chucknorrispwnsn00bz http://lqtm.urbanup.com/3591532
42. (lqtm) (14↑, 69↓)
short for "laughing quietly to myself" made up by walker fickling

Bernardo:"Hey Janice\! Guess what?\!" Janice:"What?" Bernardo:"Poop balls\!" Jancice:"LQTM\!"

Author: blake moseley http://lqtm.urbanup.com/2454829
43. (LQTM) (192↑, 351↓)
Computer slang for "Laughing Quietly To Myself." Few people honestly laugh out loud when they use LOL. I created this term years ago to combat the overuse of LOL (laughing out loud) in instant message conversations.

Ahab: Catch you later\! LOL\!\! Moby: That's getting old. But it's still funny. lqtm

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

Urban English dictionary. 2013.

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